俏皮套路撩人情话，真可爱呀~

思念如马，自别离，未停蹄。

Thoughts are like horses, they have not stopped since they parted.

我的眼里只有你，你的大脸让我看不到别人。

You are the only one in my eyes, your big face makes me see no one else.

你是个什么棒槌，总能把我的心锤得砰砰响。

What a gavel you are, always hammering my heart with a thud.

和你互道晚安的时候，是今天的最后一点甜。

Saying goodnight to you is the last bit of sweetness for the day.

实不相瞒，还是想你，但能克制，问题不大。

To be honest, I still miss you, but I can restrain it, it's not a big problem.

我想你一定很忙，所以你只看前三个字就好。

I think you must be very busy, so just read the first three words.

我觉得你真的不是个合格的朋友，你还是改行做我老婆吧！

I think you're really not a qualified friend, you'd better be my wife instead!

你爸妈给你取名的时候，知道这个名字会牵绊一个人很久吗。

Your parents gave you a name when they knew the name would hold a person for a long time.

对我来说，你是黑暗中的灯泡，饥饿中的面包，冬天里的棉袄，夏天里的雪糕。你是我今生唯一的宝。

花在开，蝴蝶可以作证；风在吹，树叶可以作证；雨在下，泥土可以作证；云在飞，天空可以作证；鱼在游，大海可以作证；我在想你，信息可以作证。