搞笑日常

人生就像一场戏，因为有缘才相聚，相扶到老不容易，是否更该去珍惜。若把人生比作戏，那我一定是最佳配角，因为主角总是别人的。

Life is like a play,we gather because of fate,supporting each other to old age is not easy,shouldn't we cherish it more?If life is compared to a play,then I must be the best supporting actor,because the protagonist is always someone else.

每次看到别人秀恩爱，我就默默地吃下一把狗粮，然后告诉自己，单身也是一种贵族。

Every time I see others showing affection,I quietly eat a handful of"dog food",and then tell myself,being single is also a kind of nobility.

我的优点是我很帅，但我的缺点是我帅得不明显。

My advantage is that I am handsome,but my disadvantage is that my handsomeness is not obvious.

世界上最远的距离不是生与死，而是我站在你面前，你却在低头玩手机。

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death,but when I stand in front of you,you are playing with your phone.

人生就像一场梦，梦醒了，发现自己还在床上。

Life is like a dream,when you wake up,you find yourself still in bed.

每次我准备说减肥，脑海里总有个声音说：吃饱了才有力气减肥。

Every time I prepare to lose weight,there's always a voice in my head saying:Eat well to have the strength to lose weight.

我的人生目标是三十岁时，拥有二十岁的财富和四十岁的智慧。

My life goal is to have the wealth of a twenty-year-old and the wisdom of a forty-year-old by the time I'm thirty.

有时候，我真想把自己P到月球上去，这样地球上就没人能找到我了。

Sometimes,I really want to Photoshop myself to the moon,so no one on Earth can find me.